Bleach FAQ
by
Alexander Cheezem
Q: You say that “bleach shouldn’t go there”. Where’s “there”?
A: The anal cavities of innocent children.
Q: So shoving bleach into the anal cavities of children is okay if they’ve done something wrong?
A: No.
Q: What about shoving it into the anal cavities of non-consenting adults?
A: No – and if you are exploiting a power relationship to accomplish this, we still regard it as abuse. If, on the other hand, you are simply assaulting someone and shoving bleach into their anal cavity, the proper criminal charge is likely something else.
Q: But what about shoving it into the anal cavities of consenting adults?
A: Here at the Bleach Should Not Go There Campaign, we firmly believe that what goes on in private between consenting adults is none of our business. Accordingly, we simply ask that you find a suitably private location for your… activities.
Q: What if I want to give myself a bleach enema?
A: Go right ahead. While many of us would regard this as phenomenally stupid, how you choose to endanger your own health isn’t something we’re terribly concerned with.
Q: But what’s wrong with anal bleaching?
A: Anal bleaching – as popularized in movies such as Brüno and Bridesmaids – refers to the use of a variety of cosmetic procedures aimed at lightening the skin around the anus. The term “bleaching” does not refer to the use of actual bleach, instead referring to the lightening of the color of the area.
While many of us might have a problem with parents doing cosmetic surgery or using caustic skin products on their children, that’s an entirely separate issue.
Q: Why on Earth would anyone shove bleach into their child’s anal cavity?
A: While it’s tempting to think that this is a more “classical” case of child abuse, where harm is the intention, the parents doing this actually think that they’re helping their children – and are giving them bleach enemas in the name of “autism treatment.”
Q: Wait. What?
A: The extremely short version is that a woman with no medical credentials whatsoever other than being the mother of an autistic child is telling them that autism is caused by (among other things) intestinal parasites. Thus, Kerri Rivera claims, one can help children “recover” from autism by killing these supposed parasites.
Based on her beliefs – which are completely unsupported by any credible research whatsoever – she has developed a highly complex and nonsensical “treatment” plan which includes making the children drink bleach, take baths in bleach, and take bleach enemas.
Q: But that’s crazy!
A: Here at the Bleach Should Not Go There Campaign, we believe that people with psychological and psychiatric issues deserve better than being compared to people who think it’s a good idea to give their children bleach enemas.
Beyond this, however, this sort of statement is commonly used to trivialize or dismiss problematic behavior. We do not regard trivializing or dismissing child abuse as acceptable conduct. The bizarre and absurdist nature of the justifications they use do nothing to lessen the horrific nature of what they are doing to their children.
Q: So this is all about one crank?
A: No. We believe that even one such crank’s existence is newsworthy (as would be even one parent abusing their child in such a bizarre manner) and are committed to convincing the media of this, as the resultant social condemnation would help provide a necessary disincentive for this sort of abusive behavior, Ms. Rivera is not the only crank promoting this bizarre idea… and, worse, does not exist in isolation.
Kerri Rivera’s behavior is supported and condoned by a massive establishment dedicated to promoting questionable – and often abusive – “autism treatments.” She has been invited to speak at conferences, has received massive applause from rooms full of desperate parents, and has even received at least one notable celebrity endorsement.
Here at the Bleach Should Not Go There Campaign, we take this as a sign – a sign that things in the autism world have gotten so incredibly out of hand that, well, a woman can publically proclaim that it’s a good idea to give helpless children bleach enemas and find widespread support for her position.
We do not regard this as even remotely acceptable. Giving children bleach enemas is child abuse – period.
We do not condone child abuse. We do not believe that encouraging child abuse is even remotely tolerable. We do not tolerate the idea that condoning or supporting child abuse is even remotely acceptable. We do not believe that it is even remotely okay to even encourage an environment where such ideas can gain purchase.
Q: Kerri Rivera states that MMS is not household bleach. Is this true?
A: Yes. MMS is an industrial bleaching agent – and is nowhere near as weak (or as safe) as household bleach.
Q: What is this “MMS”?
A: It’s bleach.
More specifically, it’s a 28% solution of sodium chlorite – an industrial bleaching agent. Prior to use, parents mix it with a similar solution of citric acid, forming chlorine dioxide (another industrial bleaching agent, most commonly used to bleach wood pulp as part of manufacturing paper).
This is then diluted somewhat before parents feed this to their children, make their children bathe in it, and shove it up there.
This is nowhere near even remotely safe, and, in our opinions, constitutes child abuse.
Q: What’s the Genesis II Church of Healing?
A: Very briefly, it’s Jim Humble’s so-called “church” based out of the Dominican Republic, which, despite the name, is not actually a religious organization. In their own words:
“Spirituality is beyond definition by governments. It is the stuff of natural law, which is shaped by immortal forces and not by humankind. Statutes, constitutions and judicial rulings are created by humankind based on their best, but limited, understanding of how things work. Natural law was here before we humans arrived and will be here long after we are gone. It cannot be governed by mortal minds. The Genesis II Church is unique, as it was formed for the purpose of serving mankind and not for the purpose of worship. Thus the religious beliefs of our members and of other churches are not our business.”
Their idea of “serving mankind” is, in a sense, fairly simple:
“We were formed to serve MANKIND directly. We want to bring health to the world. We will also serve MANKIND in other ways. We intend to help MANKIND extract himself from a world of death to a world of the living over the coming years.”
To this end, they promote a variety of questionable “health technologies” and “treatments”, which are organized into “sacriments”… most of which involve having people drink bleach, bathe in bleach, take bleach enemas, or otherwise exposing themselves to bleach.
They also train “health ministers” to go out and “heal” people with bleach, host a wide variety of testimonials to the allegedly amazing healing powers of bleach, and generally promote the idea that bleach indeed should go there.
Here at the Bleach Should Not Go There Campaign, we regard the above as absurd. We regard their suggestion that the bleach-based “treatment” of autism should include swallowing swimming-pool chlorine somewhat less charitably.
Q: Wait. What?
A: As of August, 2012, The Genesis II Church’s recommended “protocol” for autism consists of “Protocol 2000 (increase dose amounts very slowly), enemas with or without DMSO”. Looking up what “Protocol 2000” consists of, you will quickly note that it involves “MMS2” in addition to the usual MMS.
MMS is calcium hypochlorite – pool chlorine – in gelcaps, which the kids are then given as “medicine”. The “church” even recommends buying the stuff from pool supply shops.
Of course, this is of somewhat secondary importance to us, as they also recommend giving the kids bleach enemas. Bleach should not go there.
Q: So, are you really all about bleach enemas?
A: No – we don’t believe kids should be made to drink bleach or bathe in it, either.
Q: So… you’re really about bleach enemas?
A: We oppose bleach enemas, but at the same time, we realize that they are only the latest in a much longer string of abuses. We realize and understand that they are only a symptom of a much larger underlying problem – a “biomedical” autism treatment establishment so far divorced from reality, sanity, and anything resembling ethics that a woman who freely admits that she has no real medical credentials whatsoever can become a virtual superstar overnight via telling people that they can make their children less autistic by giving them bleach enemas.
Q: So what’s your goal?
A: Ultimately, a world in which parents cannot give their children bleach enemas without facing both widespread social condemnation and prosecution for child abuse – and in which “autism treatment” is not regarded as an acceptable excuse for that behavior.
We’d also like a world where it’s impossible for a woman to win a major international beauty pageant on the bleach enema platform.
Q: Wait. What?
A: Yes, this has been done. To be fair, her “platform” was really that of questionable and supposedly “biomedical” autism “treatments”, but this explicitly includes bleach enemas – she’s offered testimonials about the wonders that bleach “treatment” has done for her child at at least one “autism conference”… while wearing her sash.
When we called the pageant to ask, they confirmed that she was representing the pageant by doing so… and defended her right to promote bleach enemas as part of her “platform”. We do not regard child abuse as even remotely a valid part of an acceptable platform, and condemn the pageant for even considering this an acceptable action.
In a sane world, the beauty queen in question would have been stripped of her crown, prosecuted for child abuse, and sent to jail. This has not even come close to happening.
Q: People are actually doing this to their kids?
A: Unfortunately, yes.
Q: That’s child abuse!
A: Not in Michigan, at least.
Q: Wait. What?
A: We reported one case to the Michigan Department of Human Services. Several days later, we got a letter saying that the case had been dismissed as “it has been determined that the allegation does not meet the Child Protection Law definition of child abuse or neglect.”
The allegation in question was that the mother involved was making her child drink bleach, take baths in bleach, and take bleach enemas. Accordingly, we can only conclude that this behavior is perfectly legal in Michigan, provided that it’s done in the name of “autism treatment.”
We do not view this as representing an acceptable state of affairs, to say the least.
Q: What about other states?
A: In the Michigan case, the mother has been travelling the country and offering glowing testimonials to the wonders which bleach enemas have done for her son. One of those testimonials was done in front of a crowded room – which one of us happened to be in.
We have called in other cases, but the results are generally somewhat more ambiguous. For instance, in August, 2013, we reported a woman who openly blogged about giving her child bleach enemas to Indiana’s Department of Child Services. This resulted in a return call in which we were informed that an assessment was performed and that there were no concerns about abuse. While this is highly disturbing, we don’t know why the case was dismissed, and can’t take this as a comment on the legality or lack thereof in Indiana.
It is, perhaps understandably, rather rare for us to receive such flagrant evidence of a particular parent giving their child bleach enemas. When we do, we are legally required to report it to the relevant state’s authorities. It is far more common for us to receive information that doesn’t give us the name of the parent and/or child in question.
Q: Is the state of the modern autism world really that bad?
A: No. It’s worse. The material on this site barely manages to capture a tiny portion of what’s wrong with one segment of it.
Q: Don’t you have any sympathy for the parents?
A: We actually do have quite a bit of sympathy for them and the situations they find themselves in. These situations – and the desperation they experience – do not, however, either justify or excuse child abuse.
Q: This FAQ is too damned long!
A: That’s not a question. That said, you wouldn’t believe some of the questions we get.
On the other hand, if you’ve read the entirety of this FAQ, you may have some idea of what many of them are like.
Q: How can I contact you?
A: Questions, comments, support, hate mail, death threats, and other correspondence can be sent to This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. .